Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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