I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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