My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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