I'm drive I can fine osifer
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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