So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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