i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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