Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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