You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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