Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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