he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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