Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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