I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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