R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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