she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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