Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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