Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
50% drunk capacity currently
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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