My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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