we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's shark week go big or go home
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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