Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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