in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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