please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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