i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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