Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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