so that wasnt chicken after all
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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