I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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