If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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