pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
tell me about the fingering
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