I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
two words: eviction party
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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