i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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