Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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