I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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