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No more Irish car bombs ever.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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