Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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