dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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