I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm passing your future prison.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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