Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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