the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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