maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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