Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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