Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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