went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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