The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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