I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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