My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
whose ass print is on the piano?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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