I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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