oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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