tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She told me I should be a condom model.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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