4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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