: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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