Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Randomize
