Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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