Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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