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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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