Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just want to make out with him forever
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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