I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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