another moral hangover. fuck.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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