I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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