yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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