Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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