I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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