You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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