I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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